Destiny. 16. Jesus Freak. Color Guard enthusiast. Singer. Actor. Friend. Clarinetist. Reader. Fangirl.
Someone to talk to.
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
this is what dreams are made of
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to disagree
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
I’m going to message randoms on facebook classic song lyrics and hope they finish the lyrics off, I’ll keep you all updated!
No Jayde I am for real
You’re putting the team down Ashild
you’re my favorite person cal.
I’m trying to prove a point to my friend who is his biggest fan and defends him constantly through all the shit he does, because "you can’t hate Nash".